Top 5 North Korean Plans for Reducing South Korea “to Ashes in Three or Four Minutes”

 
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    April 24, 2012 at 6:30 am

    Kim Jong Dancing

    1. Dear Leader descends over South Korea. Begins rocking out a 3-4 minute cover of “Wake Me Up (Before You Go-Go) on a variety of instruments, all of South Korea gathers to groove. Then, for the finale, Dear Leader explodes.

    2. North Korea sends a box of its missiles to South Korea. South Korea fires them, they all misfire in a huge explosion

    3. War declared by North Korea on entire universe. North Korea gets nuked so hard in 3-4 minutes that all of South Korea is collateral damage

    4. North Korean government seizes control of South Korea, everyone dies of starvation within minutes

    5. Severe Starcraft virus developed by North Koreans, lack of Starcraft causes entire nation of South Korea to spontaneously evaporate

     
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