Phoenix Jones Photos

 
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    October 11, 2011 at 1:48 pm


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    Phoenix Jones is a costumed vigilante crime fighter in Seattle. In other words, he’s a real life superhero. He also got arrested recently for pepper spraying a crowd of people. Phoenix has been patrolling the streets of Seattle for several years now, along with a motley crew of other costumed crime fighters. Usually, his duties entail breaking up street fights and keeping drunk people from loitering. Unfortunately, Phoenix Jones got a little too heroic recently and pepper sprayed a group of people who he presumed to be engaged in a fight. According to the victims, they were just dancing. Phoenix was arrested and is currently facing assault charges. I guess the old saying rings true: with absolutely no power comes a limited amount of responsibility. Sorry, Phoenix. You’ll get ’em next time!

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    And here’s a video of Phoenix bouncing into action. Watch as he disperses a crowd by running around and yelling! Gaze in awe as he gets beaten up by a girl! No, seriously, both of those things happen:
     


     
     

     
     
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    1. Aaaaaaaaaand this is why superheroes aren’t real. How many times do you think this guy watched Kick-Ass to psyche himself up?

     
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