Why Moms Shouldn’t Booty Dance

 
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    September 13, 2011 at 3:00 pm

    mom booty dance grossAttention all Moms: I’ve been saying this for years, and for some reason none of you have heard me: Booty Dancing is not for you, moms. It’s for young ghetto chicks and hot Brazilian Daytime TV hosts, so PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP BOOTY DANCING. If you won’t heed my warning, then perhaps this video of a Mom totally failing at Booty Dancing will be enough to convince you that, once you become a mom, your booty dancing days are over.

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