25 Ridiculous Fortune Cookies

 
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    September 13, 2011 at 5:00 am

    If there’s one great thing about Chinese food, it’s pork fried rice. If there’s a second good thing about Chinese food, it’s ridiculous fortune cookies. Most fortune cookies contain inspiring or ominous psalms and phrases, and if you’re lucky they might be a little bit whimsical. Then there’s an entirely different class of truly ridiculous fortune cookies that stand in a class of their own. This is a gallery of that kind of fortune cookie.

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    Comments
    1. CraftyCute says:

      OMG I GOT THE SAME ONE THAT SAYS:
      Some fortune cookies contain no fortune. THAT ONE WAS SO FUNNY!!!! At least I know I’m not going crazy now… LOL just joking.

     
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