So…It’s Just Chocolate, Then?
Until today, I thought I understood the basics of temperature. “Frozen” refers to something that’s extremely cold, and hot and cold are opposite temperature generalizations, so therefore nothing can be simultaneously hot and cold, right? Well, apparently I’ve been wrong all these years, and Dunkin Donuts has been one step ahead of all of us. According to this Dunkin Donuts advertisement, something can be simultaneously frozen and hot at the same time. It’s as impossible as these impossible celebrity couples! We know nothing about the Universe! For more oxymoronic foods, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
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