Do NOT Go Outside Today
70% is pretty high. A rufied drunk girl in a locker room at Duke University only has a 68% chance, so 70% is pretty damn high. I’d recommend not going outside today. Tomorrow should be great, though! Instead of venturing out into the world of probable rape today, just stay at home and watch the Street Fighter Porn, which is a real thing that actually exists. For more about the odds of horrific things happening on a given day of the week, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
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