Despite the fact that this is a broken “Please Keep Off The Grass” sign, it still offers sound advice. You can only handle so much of that stuff before it starts to really cloud your judgement. Here’s an example: let’s say you’re at a bar and you’re spitting your best game at a super hot babe (by your standards, anyway), but then you find out that she’s a bloodthirsty serial killer. If you’re too hooked on getting some poonani, you’re going to get murdered. If, on the other hand, you take this sign’s advice and ease off it a little, you might just live to tell your story on the website you run, using it as a hypothetical situation to accompany a funny picture you found. For more real-life near death experiences cleverly disguised as fictional examples of survival, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
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