10 Immortal Celebrities Who Don’t Age

 
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    August 11, 2011 at 6:00 am

    Here’s a scientific fact for you: there are some immortal celebrities who don’t age (note: science has never proven this). Every now and then, you see a celebrity in a movie and think to yourself “Wow! I remember seeing this actor in a movie 20 years ago and he/she looked exactly the same!” That’s because they’re immortal. With plastic surgery running rampant in Hollywood these days, it’s nearly impossible to tell anyone’s real age, but here are 10 celebrities who are definitely (probably) immortal:

    Elijah Wood

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    Elijah Wood has looked like a 13-year old since he was 8 years old. He’s currently starring on the FX series Wilfred, playing an out-of-work lawyer, which is really confusing. It took me 3 episodes to realize it wasn’t some kind of Doogie Howser, M.D. spin off.

    Nicolas Cage

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    Like his career, Nicolas Cage never seems to go away. He looked a little younger in his first film appearance in Fast Times at Ridgemont High, but since then he’s had the same generally awkward but consistent look. In fact, I’d bet that Nic Cage’s middle name is Awkward. If it’s not, it totally should be.

    John Stamos

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    He can cut his hair and lose his razor for a week or so, but John Stamos will always be the same old Uncle Jesse. It’s simultaneously nostalgic and super weird.

    Keanu Reeves

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    Keanu Reeves has looked the same pretty much since his debut performance in Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure. He’s grown his hair out in recent years and he rarely shaves anymore (probably because too many savvy fans were catching on to his immortality), but he clearly hasn’t aged a day in 20 years. He also hasn’t taken any acting classes.

    Jennifer Connelly

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    We all had crushes on Jennifer Connelly in the 80’s because of Labyrinth. Then, just when we started to get over it, she blew our adolescent minds with her tight-shirted performance in Career Opportunities. Then she just hung around being pretty for a while in the 90’s, which we were totally fine with. Then Requiem for a Dream came out. We fell head-over-heels in love with her after that, and Jennifer Connelly hasn’t changed a bit since, despite having a handful of babies in the past 10 years.

    LL Cool J

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    Ladies love Cool J, and apparently so does Father Time. Other big name rappers who have crossed over to film and television have fallen from grace and become fat, rich slobs, but LL has totally held it together. He’s still ripped, still badass, and still wearing ridiculous hats. You so crazy, LL!

    David Bowie

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    David Bowie is kind of a weirdo, so it’s no surprise that he doesn’t ever age. To be fair, he’s probably an alien so it’s okay. It’s also pretty easy to age well when you looked like David Bowie in the 70’s and 80’s, because pretty much anything is an improvement.

    Halle Berry

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    Halle Berry’s found a new hair stylist since 1998 (which was a great decision), but aside from that and maybe some minor fix-it work in the nose area, she really hasn’t changed a bit over the past 15 years or so. She’s also ridiculously hot, and she’s the only reason why you should ever watch Monster’s Ball (by the way, you should definitely do that).

    Iman

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    Iman, who is married to David Bowie, was one of the most famous supermodels of the 80’s. She was gorgeous back then, and somehow she’s still incredibly gorgeous, despite having retired from modeling in 1989. Hair styles have changed dramatically in the past 25 years, but somehow, Iman hasn’t changed a bit. She’s 56 years old. 56!

    Keith Richards

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    Okay, I’ll admit it: Keith Richards looks way older than he did 30 years ago. But he’s still immortal. Considering all the drugs, alcohol, and crazy stuff this guy has been exposed to over his 50-year career in rock n’ roll, he’s somehow still alive and he absolutely shouldn’t be. It’s like Death just missed Keith Richards, leaving him here to rot before our very eyes for all eternity. It’s creepy and weird, but good for him.

     

     
     
     
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