• by Justin Thomas
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August 9, 2011 at 1:00 pm

Warning: no matter how cheap their rates are, you should NEVER let a horde of punk rock zombies babysit your child. Zombies eat people, and a baby is just a little tiny person who can’t do anything (like defend itself, cry for help, call the authorities, etc.). That’s why, no matter how much your baby seems to be smiling and enjoying his time with the zombies, you should never leave the baby alone with them. They will eat it. That’s what zombies do. The only time it’s okay to leave your baby alone with zombies is if the baby is an adorable baby bear, because it’ll be able to take care of itself. A single baby bear is no match for even the largest horde of irritable zombies. For more baby tending tips, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.

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