Introducing the Space Poncho
According to this poncho’s packaging it’s perfect for emergencies, sporting events, space travel, and space. Yes, that’s right: space travel. If you really think about it, what is a space suit? It’s just a really fancy poncho, and the most difficult aspect of being in space (aside from the complete lack of oxygen, deadly freezing temperatures, and infinite darkness) is precipitation. You don’t want to be damp during space travel, do you? That’s why you need a poncho. Of course, everybody who ever wears ponchos looks completely ridiculous, which is why you need a neon poncho, to show that you’re dry, economical, and fashionable. For more great space travel fashion tips, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.
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