Beware the Butt Slasher!

    August 5, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    butt slasher funny news stillThis news anchor’s face pretty much sums up what everyone is thinking: “what the hell does ‘butt slasher’ mean, exactly?” Is it someone dressed in a giant butt costume who runs around cutting people with a knife? Is there a doctor offering crazy discounts on posterior plastic surgery? Is it one of these crazy dudes? Sadly, it’s not nearly as funny as it should be. There’s a weirdo in Virginia who walks into convenience stores and slashes girls’ butts with a razor blade, then runs out of the store. Oh, Virginia, you so crazy! For more ways to senselessly harm innocent people in convenience stores, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.

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