Girls Are Bad at Motocross
Men are better than women at sports. That’s just a simple fact that 30 seconds of any WNBA game will prove without question, and there’s nothing wrong with that. There are plenty of things that women are way better at than men so let us have our sports, ladies. Having said that, I couldn’t help but notice the dramatic difference between the skill levels of the male dirt bike riders and the female dirt bike riders at this weekend’s X-Games events. First, let’s take a look at the men’s dirt bike riders tackling this challenging off-road obstacle course:
Now let’s take a look at the women’s dirt bike riders on the same exact course. If you’re sitting anywhere near a girl while you’re watching this, try not to laugh too loud because you’ll probably get
punchedslapped in the mouth:
Is this the actual women’s x-games dirt bike race, or did they just pull people out of the audience, strap some gear on them, and push them down a hill? Don’t get me wrong, riding a dirt bike over rocks, logs, and slippery slopes is even more difficult. I certainly couldn’t do it, but this is the X-Games we’re talking about. This is where people are supposed to perform phenomenal feats of human ability, defy the laws of physics and gravity, and above all, be incredibly awesome. And these are the best female dirt bikers they can dig up? Y’know how they could improve this women’s event for next year? Make them all wear bikinis. A girl can be the worst dirt bike rider in the world, but if she’s wearing a bikini while she’s doing it, she’s a winner in everyone’s book. Case in point: this collection of hot girls with dirt bikes. See how you don’t even remotely care if they’re actually good at riding the dirt bikes? That’s what I’m talking about.Speak Your MindTell us what you're thinking... and oh, if you want a pic to show with your comment, go get a gravatar!