How to Tell if Your Daughter is a Republican

    July 29, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    girl bored by obamaThings to know about political rallies: 1) They’re an adult’s equivalent of Skype sexing. 2) They are mind-numbingly boring for children. Case in point: the little girl in the picture above. She couldn’t be more bored if she was listening to The Canterbury Tales audio book during an accounting seminar in the middle of a dirt field in Iowa. It’s okay, little girl, it gets better! As soon as we elect Justin Bieber as president, you’ll start to appreciate political rallies for what they are: a bunch of poor people gathering together to anxiously stare at a rich person they’ve seen on TV. Bieber/Usher 2032! For more incredibly accurate projections on the future of U.S. politics, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.

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