Really, Ramen? Really?

    July 27, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    funny soup labelIf you’re single, you’ve probably got a long list of places to pick up chicks, but I bet the grocery store isn’t one of your go-to girl hunting destinations. Fortunately, someone at the Ramen Soup company is in the know, and they’re catering to all the slutty girls who love slurping soup. The next time your hard up for a date, try loitering in the grocery store soup aisle for a few hours. Worst case: people will think you’re really creepy and sad. Best case: you’ll end up helping a slutty girl carry a case of this stuff to her car, and then it’s off to the races. Just make sure it’s not one of these Failing Girls of Summer. For more ways to be creepy and/or pick up chicks, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.

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