• by Justin Thomas
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July 27, 2011 at 7:30 am

Why hasn’t anyone invented edible googly eyes yet? Food is clearly more fun with googly eyes, and it’s also (for some weird, possibly morbid reason) much more fun to eat something when it has eyes attached to it so that it seems like it’s alive. Why can’t I have fun food and then just eat that fun food without having to pull choking hazards off of it?! If anyone out there knows a scientist, tell them to put their cancer research aside for a second and get this edible googly eyes project taken care of, because I’m really tired of choking on those little things.  I’m writing a letter to the president about this. In the meantime, check out these 30 foods with googly eyes: