How to Tell if Your Date is an Idiot
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This technique works whether your date is a man or a woman: just ask them to pose with their food while you take a photo. If they just kind of awkwardly put their face down by their plate and smile, then you’ll know you’re dealing with someone who has an IQ of at least 60. If, however, they pick up the plate, tilt it toward the camera, and dump the food on the table while looking like they’re proudly ripping a huge fart in a fancy restaurant, then you may have an idiot on your hands. If that idiot is hot, just go with it. Speaking of idiots, they’re not just in restaurants anymore. Check out this video of an idiot with a jetpack. To see how an idiot handles social media, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.Links:
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