Jelly Fish Sting! Quick, Pee On Him!

    April 1, 2011 at 3:00 pm

    huge buff dude ocean swim musclesThis guy’s clearly swoll’ up from a mean jelly fish sting. The only immediate cure for it is to pee on him (I learned that from watching Friends, where I get all of my beach-related first aid knowledge from). He won’t mind, because it’s for his own good. Just keep repeating “I’m doing this to help you!” and he’ll be incredibly thankful when it’s over. The only thing this picture is missing is a hot chick with equally voluptuous boobs, but if that’s what you’re looking for, check out the 2011 Victoria’s Secret Swimsuit Video. For more pee-related beach stories, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.

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