Christina Aguilera Wants You To Smell Like Her

 
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    March 10, 2011 at 11:00 am

    Having a bad month? Did you forget the words to a song in front of national audience, almost fall off stage in front of a different national audience then get picked up with the guy you cheated with for drunk driving? Need to get the stink of bad luck off your body?

    A couple spritzes of Christina Aguilera perfume is all you need. It’s like a genie in a bottle. PUN!

    Christina Aguilera is set to launch a new fragrance named Secret Potion.

    The ‘Burlesque’ star – who also has a series of other perfumes including Christina Aguilera, Christina Aguilera by Night and Royal Desire – took part in a photo shoot for the scent last week and brought her three-year-old son Max along.

    It’s about time she spent some quality minutes with the little kid. I’m sure she whored it up the entire time while he was around, probably drank like a fish and did all the other things a terrible mother would do. In this case “doing all the other things” refers to the random men on set. It’s the Christina way!

    Christina’s previous scents have been inspired by her mother’s love of “sensual” fragrances.

    Two parts baby oil, one part Lady’s Speed Stick and a splash of “sensual” Jim Beam.

    Christina Aguilera To Release Another Fragrance – [Contact Music]

     
     
     
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