20 Things You Think You Should Know About: Daniel Radcliffe

    February 25, 2011 at 11:00 am

    Super-fans think they know everything about their favorite stars. They don’t know the half of it. Now they do. Here are facts about your favorite celebs you never knew: and you should be glad.

    Today’s Subject: Daniel Radcliffe

    1. Gets drunk and asks to see women’s “wizard sleeve.”
    2. Owns every Harry Potter XXX parody video.
    3. Always hitting on his Harry Potter co-star. The cute one, can’t think of the name…Robbie Coltrane.
    4. I’ll be your baby. I’ll be your score. I’ll run the gun for you and so much more.
    5. Favorite TV show is To Catch A Predator.
    6. Loves elbow macaroni.
    7. Bathes in money.
    8. Likes to make fart noises during the quiet parts of a funeral.
    9. Punches biscuits if they get too close to his eggs.
    10. Is personally responsible for the downfall of Hiccup Girl
    11. Butter. That is all.
    12. Works part time at the Sunglass Hut in the Short Hills Mall.
    13. Doesn’t know why they call it Hamburger Helper, it does just fine on it’s own.
    14. Spends the summers living under J.K. Rowling’s dining room table.
    15. He is only going to tell you this once; sausage tips.
    16. Misses the Ultimate Warrior.
    17. Currently growing a mustache so hasn’t shaved since birth.
    18. Doesn’t really wear glasses or have a penis.
    19. Two Splendas. Light on the cream.
    20. Yes, that’s right, sausage tips. Bank on it.

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