20 Things You Think You Should Know About: Kristen Stewart
Super-fans think they know everything about their favorite stars. They don’t know the half of it. Now they do. Here are facts about your favorite celebs you never knew: and you should be glad.
Today’s Subject: Kristen Stewart
1. Her dad is either Patrick Stewart from Star Trek or the guy that started the Stewart’s Root Beer franchises.
2. Is proof that while vampires might not be real, zombies are, because she is the walking dead.
3. You’d smoke pot too if you have to answer the moronic Twilight questions some 9-year-olds ask.
4. She’s working in a coal mine, going down down down.
5. Loves hot tea poured on her eyelids. Makes her smile.
6. Isn’t as hot as she things she is.
7. Once skied down a mountain of marshmallows.
8. Birthdays was the worst days, now she’s sipping champagne cause she is thirsty.
9. Her iPod has over 3K songs and they are all the Macarena.
10. Thinks Amazon.com is actually located IN the Amazon and wonders how they ship so fast.
11. Never missed an episode of Bosom Buddies.
12. He real name is actual Kristen Lords Of Pain.
13. Giggles when old people fall.
14. Her favorite documentary is Paranormal Activity.
15. Runs her own sleep away camp in her basement. Attendance isn’t very good.
16. She is on Team Regis.
17. Her goal is to one day win the Academy Award for “Because No One Else Starred In A Movie This Year.”
18. Her favorite word is Chutney.
19. Never skied down a mountain of marshmallows. She tends to lie. It was a mountain of cabbage.
20. Likes to role play in bed and sometimes lets Rob Pattinson be the man.
