Roseanne Barr Coming Back To TV To Be a Nut Farmer

    February 15, 2011 at 8:00 am

    Roseanne Barr will be back on our TV screens whether we like it or not (leaning towards the not). She won’t have a sitcom, or a talk show or even be on one of those celebrity weight loss shows (that was probably your guess.)

    She is going to run a nut farm. That was going to be my thirty-second guess.

    The Barr is back: Roseanne Barr is returning to TV in a new Lifetime docu-series as she sets out to — believe it or not — run a macadamia nut farm in Hawaii.
    The program will follow Barr as she runs a 40-acre nut farm on Hawaii’s Big Island along with her writer-musician boyfriend Johnny Argent and her son, Jake.

    You know what? Why not. She is funny. It’s a funny concept and it’s probably a hell of a lot more interesting than the lives of Scary Spice or the only good looking chick from TLC. What was her name? Paprika? So long as Rosey doesn’t get in a two piece and dance a hula I’d watch for a couple minutes.

    Lifetime ordered sixteen half-hour episodes of the as-yet-untitled series which will debut sometime in 2011.

    If I may enter a series title idea into the mix; “Roseanne Crushes Her Boyfriends Nuts.” Works well with the Lifetime theme.

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