10 Things The Pope Is About To Announce In This Picture

    January 26, 2011 at 5:00 am

    “I wonder if this is how ‘Dice’ felt when he sold out The Garden?”

    “Then click the heels together and say ‘There’s no place like Rome.’ It will kill ’em!”

    “Where the hell are the TMZ cameras?”

    “Forty days without a molestation case against the church. Things are looking up.”

    “Who does a guy gotta canonize to get a Fresca around here?!?”

    “I can’t believe you ruined the end of Inception. I’m out of here.”

    “Part the crowd, I’ve gotta hit the head pronto! These buttons are going to slow me down.”

    “According to the red carpet at the SAG awards these shoulder pads are back in style so back off US Weekly.”

    “Attention everyone, please now refer to me as ‘Your Holiness Pope Diddy Dirty Money.”

    “We did it! The Jersey Shore cast is on their way!”

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