Six Cartoon Villains Who Absolutely Rock

    January 24, 2011 at 6:00 am

    Cartoons wouldn’t be cartoons if there weren’t some sort of archenemy villain.  I mean what would make the show fun if Popeye didn’t have a Bluto?  Where would we be if Batman didn’t have a Joker?

    And so on and son on.  Below is a list of six cartoon villains who kick ass…..

    Cruella De Vil  – 101 Dalmations

    Let’s get into specifics here.   She’s got that skunked hair thing going on.  In today’s day and age she’d be an awesome addition to The Jersey Shore or something along those lines.   But come on.  The woman just wants to make a fur coat out of dead dogs and goes to serious lengths to do so.  In a weird kind of way I think I want to have sex with this woman.   By the way her summer home is called Hell Hall.  Badass.

    Dick Dastardly – Wacky Races

    In Wacky Races, Dick Dastardly was one of the racers who competed in every episode for first place in a long and hazard-filled cross-country road rally. As his name implies, Dastardly aimed to win solely through cheating and trickery.  Oh and by the way he has by far the coolest name of everyone on this list.

    Wile E. Coyote – Road Runner

    In every episode he attempts to destroy the Roadrunner with a bag of tricks that would make any terrorist envious. Thankfully he usually fails and blows himself up.  Let’s face it team.  Everyone who ever watched Roadrunner loves the Coyote.  Though he may never win, the Road Runner was just annoying as all hell.  The Coyote is the one that gave us laughs.

    Gargamel – The Smurfs

    Gargamel the sorcerer is the sworn enemy of the Smurfs. He is an evil wizard, though his powers appear very limited; he actually seems to be more of an alchemist as his main ability is to create magic potions.  All this guy wants in life is to destroy a village of blue dwarfs.  Lofty goals man.  Lofty goals.

    Skeletor – He Man

    Tagged “The Evil Lord of Destruction” he is the greatest threat to present day Eternia.  Also, from this picture he’s got some funny admirers.  Is He Man not the most homoerotic show in the history of television?

    Shredder – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

    He is a villainous ninjutsu master called Oroku Saki.  He is the archenemy of the turtles who, at one point or another in every incarnation of the TMNT franchise, has been the main enemy of Splinter and the Turtles.  He also leads the Foot clan.  Sounds like some sort of arthritis.  But come on.  The dude’s name is Shredder plus he rocks those football pad spikes.  He’s the man.

    1. hostile17 says:

      Dude this list blows. What about Cobra Commander from G.I. Joe? What about Megatron from Transformers? Skeletor’s cool but this list seems woefully lacking. Wille Coyote? He’s more of a foil than a true villain, I mean he’s not really evil, he’s presumably just hungry or obsessed or both.

    2. Sideshow Bob
      The Claw (gadget)
      The Brain (pinky and the)
      The Joker
      Commander Cobra

    3. hardkoretom says:

      Chairface Chippendale rules them all

    4. M.Funkibut says:

      Coyote wins – series ends!

    5. TheReviewer says:

      I want Wile E. To win just one time. Just. One. Time.

    6. That Dude says:

      Cruella is the Snooki of Cartoons.

    7. Rex says:

      Cruella is a crazy mess

    8. Billyb says:

      I agree. Coyote rules.

    9. The Eggman says:

      Just once they could have let Coyote win. Just once.

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