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January 18, 2011 at 6:00 am

I don’t think I need to go into how awesome the whole Star Wars franchise is.  Obviously that’s a given.  With the exception of Jar Jar Binks most of the franchise is virtually flawless.   And to get into all the things we love about the movies would probably take up a good portion of this entire website.

But the one thing we’d like to focus on today are the awesome sound effects the movie has.  I’ve selected seven that I’m sure you’ll all agree with….

The Fighter Noise

You know that awesome sound of all the ships?  Here’s where it came from.  A 1960′s retarded fight scene amongst dinosaurs in The Lost World.

The Jawas

In case you didn’t know, the Jawa word “utini” is actually French for “I done captured that robot, let’s have a party.”  I must admit I like do like the Dinks from Spaceballs too.

The Pod Racer Sound

Even though this is by far the worst Star Wars movie (because of Jar Jar Binks) you have to admit these sound are pretty badass.

Blasters

If we ever get to a point where guns are outdated watch out if we get blasters.  I’m pretty sure I’d fire one at least 20 times a day just to hear that sound.

Chewbacca

It’s amazing how much making Chewbacca noises can cheer a person up. Chewbacca noises are also the perfect way to end any relationship argument.

The Darth Vader Breath

It is undoubtedly the most intimidating sound effect in movie history. It’s also an ideal means of nerd foreplay once the lights are turned off.

The Lightsaber

The lightsaber sound effect will stop any man in his tracks no matter what he is doing.  The medical community really should consider using it as a means to wake up male coma victims.  I wish my penis made this sound during sex.