Dog Headbutts Martha Stewart In The Face; Sends Her To Hospital

 
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    January 14, 2011 at 8:00 am

    This is a fantastic situation to use the expression “lucky dog” since a good portion of the population would love nothing more than to headbutt Martha Stewart in the mush and send her to the emergency room.

    Martha Stewart was sent to the emergency room on Tuesday night after one of her beloved dogs left the domestic diva with a cut on her face.
    On Thursday, Stewart revealed how the incident happened, blogging that the culprit was little Francesca, a French bulldog whom she leaned down to “whisper goodbye” to, an act which unfortunately caught the canine off guard.

    Stewart whispered “goodbye” while all the animal heard was “it’s on like Donkey Kong you little b*tch.” It’s an honest translation issue.

    “I was entirely startled and my neck snapped back,” Stewart continued. “I felt a bit of whiplash as blood gushed forth from my split lip.”

    Yeah! Yeah Francesca! Put her in a body bag! Hard jab. Left hook. You’re a greasy fast French chicken! Now get up! Cause Mickey loves ya!

    Stewart noted that her four-legged pal “was as upset” as she was, and after the incident went and “cowered in her bed.” Same thing happened with her cellmate when Stewart did that stint in lock-up. They made up and got married. Such a nice wedding. They registered at the jail gift shop.

    Dog headbutt sends Martha Stewart to hospital – [MSNBC]

     
     
     
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    1. SERVY says:

      DEAR MARTHA, I ONCE DROVE MY CAR ONTO YOUR PROPERTY AND YOU INVITED ME INTO YOUR HOUSE. WE TALKED FOR A WHILE AND I TOLD YOU THAT I WORKED FOR THE CIVIL SERVICE. I ASKED YOU TO MAKE LOVE AND YOU REFUSED. DO YOU REMEMBER THIS INCIDENT? I SEE THAT YOU ARE A BIG SUCCESS, CONGRATULATIONS! I AM SORRY THAT YOU HAD TO DO PRISON TIME BUT SO DID I. YOU ARE A REAL PERSON TO ME. ANYTIME YOU’D LIKE TO GET TOGETHER JUST CALL, SWEETHEART.

     
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