20 Things You Think You Should Know About: Baby New Year

    December 31, 2010 at 11:00 am

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    Today’s Subject: Baby New Year

    1. Constant diaper rash
    2. Booze in his bottle. Goes great with formula.
    3. Needs “large” diapers if you know what we mean
    4. Loses his sash every year at some chick’s house
    5. Keeps his young complexion thanks to proper skin care, diet and the blood of old people
    6. His favorite movie is “Look Who’s Talking 2”
    7. Still hasn’t been in OK Magazine after all these years
    8. Been on TMZ.com eleven times though
    9. He is the guy that steals stuff at your New Year’s party
    10. Hates when he keeps his cell in his diaper and has an accident. Lost more cell phones because of prunes then you want to know.
    11. His drinking problem started when he was teething
    12. Hates that Yo Gabba Gabba crap
    13. Didn’t mean to hurt. Sorry that he made you cry. Didn’t mean to hurt you. He’s just a jealous guy.
    14. Loves rectal thermometers
    15. Doesn’t remember most New Year’s parties. He does have a 7pm bedtime.
    16. Loves hassle free banking.
    17. Once beat the crap out of the Michelin tire kid in a street fight.
    18. His favorite books are Click, Clack 1,2,3 and Atlas Shrugged
    19. Can’t wait to punch Mariah Carey’s kids in the throat. He just has this feeling they will deserve it.
    20. Wishes everyone a happy and hungover New Year
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