Robert Deniro Has Died 15 Times. He Must Be Watching His Own Movies Now.
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Proof that this is usually the slowest week for business and news in a calendar year, here is an interesting little article about which Hollywood actor has died the most in his movies. De Niro leads the pack with fifteen dirt naps on the big screen.
ROBERT DE NIRO has topped a gruesome new survey – he has ‘died’ on screen more times than any other Hollywood star.
The Taxi Driver legend has met a nasty end in 15 different movies, including Cape Fear, Jackie Brown, and Heat, topping a poll by ChaCha.com.
Thanks for the spoilers, I was planning a De Niro movie marathon on New Year’s Day and the 11am to 5pm slot has been ruined now that I know the ending of Heat. In a related note, De Niro died on the inside after the movies The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle, Stardust, Analyze That and any SNL appearance.
Second in the list is Bruce Willis, who has racked up 11 movie deaths, including two at the hands of his real-life ex-wife Demi Moore – in Mortal Thoughts and Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle.
Bruce’s hair died right around that time as well. At least he smells good.
De Niro Tops Onscreen Deaths List - [Contact Music]
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