Zsa Zsa Gabor’s Husband Glues Own Eye Shut

    December 22, 2010 at 8:00 am

    Getting old scares the hell out of me. It’s not death. It’s all the dumb sh*t old people do just because they are old. Stuff like, oh, glue their own eyes shut.

    THE husband of ailing Hollywood socialite and actress Zsa Zsa Gabor was hospitalized on Tuesday after accidentally gluing one of his own eyes shut.

    Gabor, 93, has been in and out of hospital in recent months. But this time, it was self-proclaimed Prince Frederic Von Anhalt who was rushed to hospital after he mistakenly picked up a bottle of nail glue he mistook for eye drops and sealed his eye shut, according to celebrity website TMZ.com.

    Wait. The article says he is only 66-years-old. That isn’t that old. Maybe it was just a simple mistake.

    Just two months ago, von Anhalt – who says he was adopted as an adult by a German princess – was hospitalised for swallowing a bee while sunbathing and eating Kaiserschmarrn pancake in his backyard.

    I see, so it’s more a case of “being an f’n moron” and not old age. This guy is a Farrelly Brothers movie come to life.Guaranteed these incidents shows up in a crappy romantic comedy in the next year. Smart money on Ben Stiller or Seth Rogen getting his lids glued in the name of some hot chick that would never date him in real life.

    His wife is 93-years-old. Oh, so the gluing of the eyes might have been on purpose.

    “Honey, can you get me a towel?”

    [Insert eye glue]

    Zsa Zsa Gabor’s prince glues own eye shut – [Straits Times]

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