Steven Tyler Proving To Be Just As Clueless As Paula Abdul (Who Knew It Was Possible?)

    December 20, 2010 at 8:00 am

    American Idol did suffer with the departure of Paula Abdul. As clueless and incoherent as Paula seemed, fans really did enjoy her on the show. Producers are still trying to replace her. Looks like Steven Tyler is working out just fine.

    STEVEN Tyler is proving a hit with American Idol bosses! The Aerosmith rocker — who replaced Simon Cowell on the hit TV talent show — has impressed producers by being perpetually confused and lacking focus!

    And insiders believe Tyler will become the new Paula Abdul!

    Awesome. Except Paula had the cougar-like hotness that made her tolerable. Steven looks like an actual aging cougar complete with age spots and a weave-on mane. Kind of sad. Don’t get to close kids, he might bite. Or worse, sing.

    “He’s hilarious! Viewers are in for a real treat when they watch the auditions in January! Steven’s incredibly comical without realizing it. Who’d have thought it was possible to out-ditz Paula?”

    In Tyler’s defense, they…eh, screw it, I’m not defending him. The guy is getting a boatload of cash to be a judge on this dog and pony show. He can take the criticism. It should bounce right off his tight face.

    Steven Tyler is the new Paula Abdul – [Showbiz Spy]

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