Celebrating The Proper English Breakfast (Then Vomiting)

    December 9, 2010 at 1:00 pm

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    Sick and tired of breakfast. Used to be my favorite meal of the day. One more easy over egg and I’m slicing my wrists with a plastic butter knife (probably take until the next morning). A friend suggested trying a “proper English breakfast.” Assumed it was cigarettes and a pint of Guinness. Looked it up on Google images because I’m a visual eater. Bite my a** in Birmingham, I’m not touching a plate with baked beans for breakfast. Are those meats still oinking? Are the even animals. I’ll stick to Fruit Loops. I’ll top it with Guinness. Real proper like.

    Here is a gallery of English breakfast plates. Tell me if any of these looks edible. My eyes are still shut.

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