Willow Smith Already Much More Annoying Than The Rest Of The Family

 
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    November 23, 2010 at 8:00 am

    Do I really want to make fun of a 10-year-old? It’s a little low even for my standards yet something really needs to be said about the daughter (it’s a girl right?) of Will Smith and Jada Pinkett. Especially because she is ten going on thirty and wearing garbage bags and Caution tape to a music award show.

    She may be the littlest star to have walked the red carpet at the American Music Awards in Los Angeles last night, but she sure knows how to shine brightly. The 10-year-old singer and budding fashionista once again proved herself cool beyond her years as she arrived in an edgy grey jumpsuit. The outfit featured a bizarre yellow shoulder which was belted on, black leather gloves and slouchy boots.

    Budding fashionista? For who exactly? I doubt kids will be mimicking this look in schools across the US unless they want to get bullied for the rest of their academic days. Also, let’s go easy on the word singer. Her father wasn’t even really a singer and screaming into an auto-tuner hardly makes you an artist.

    Mommy and Daddy inspired me to be a performer,’ she says. ‘I get my flow from Daddy, my singing ability from mommy, and the camera stuff from both.’

    See. Even his own family knows Will can’t sing. I’m not sure what exactly flow is but if you’re father is having an issue with it I’d suggest talking to a doctor and asking him about Flomax.

    There is just something about the little girl that gets on my nerves. Maybe it’s the fact she is ten and should be home doing the things a 10-year-old girl does instead of trying to be a megastar to preteens. It’s not as if her family won’t have clout in the industry for the next decade. This all could have waited about four or five years. That’s right, I’m getting an attitude about this! Look at my hair! Whipping back and forth!

    She concludes: ‘That’s just what happens when you hang with the Smiths!’

    Admit it. You’re annoyed now too.

    Little star Willow Smith makes a big impression at American Music Awards – [Daily Mail]

     
     
     
    6 Comments
    1. jeewhiz says:

      ego + money = attention wh*re

    2. KC says:

      Make it stop. Please… I literally HATE this kid. I think all of them are asshats & should go crawl back into the L.RonHub-tard fortress for more auditing!

    3. Jess says:

      Their only talents these 3 seem to have are self-promotion, posing and riding Will’s coattails.

    4. dholmas says:

      This family is becoming idiotic. The clothes, pimping out their kids. Kids need to be kids not out there performing for others. What do they want? Another Miley. Give her Barbies back and let her play as a 10 year old.

    5. sb says:

      Flow: the ability to quickly and painlessly pass kidney stones.

    6. jacob s. says:

      Hey mom is it cool if we all dress like fucking idiots? Cause that would be fucking awesome!

     
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