Six Celebrities That Will NEVER Shape Up, Ever

 
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    November 12, 2010 at 6:00 am

    There are some people in our lives that we know no matter what changes they claim to make or steps they make to change that they’ll always end up doing the same old crap.   Fact is, there are some people that simply don’t change and it’s pointless for us to think that they will.

    The same goes for celebrities.  Some are just the way they are and will always be a mess.   It’s almost as if it’s not their fault (even though it is).

    Here are six such celebrities….

    Charlie Sheen


    We all know about the latest happenings with Mr. Sheen.  But you know something?  I feel like there’s a very big pattern here.  Correct me if I’m wrong here but doesn’t it seem like success is what breeds Charlie Sheen’s bad behavior.  Or at least the bad behavior that gets publicized.  You see I’m sure Sheen does bad shit all the time but I feel like when he wasn’t as big a star (mid to late 90s and early 2000s) he wasn’t in the news for shit like this as often.  Now that he’s making over a mil an episode and on top, he’s gotta flaunt it.  The guy will never be “normal.”  Man I’m jealous of his sexual feats though.

    Paris Hilton


    There’s no getting around the fact that she’s a bad person.   That’s the simple truth.  She’ll always be a partier.  She can put on a great big facade, appear on talk shows, even “class” it up for about 5 seconds but you’ll always find her wasted at a party or being trashy somewhere.  And honestly if she wasn’t a celebrity this girl would 100% be in jail right now just for how crappy she is.  I’d definitely hit it though.

    Kiefer Sutherland


    I should have known better about this dude.  It’s not that we didn’t realize Sutherland was a bad boy.  It’s just that I think the character of Jack Bauer may have twisted all of our brains.  I guess playing a hero for nearly a decade will alter the perception of the public.   But amidst that heroic character Sutherland was still getting so drunk that he peed himself and wrestled Christmas trees.  He’s been doing this since the early 80s and I don’t see any signs of him slowing down.

    Lindsay Lohan


    She’s kind of like Paris Hilton.  I think the only real difference is that Lohan actually has a chance to become responsible and normal but she never will.  Lohan actually has reasonable talent as an actress it’s just that it will never really shine because of how much of a bad girl she is.  Let’s face it, it’s been close to 10 years of this bull.  It’s safe to assume Lohan will not change.

    Tom Sizemore


    I almost feel bad for Tom Sizemore at this point but not quite.  From rehab to restraining orders to sex tapes to God knows what, this guy has had it all.   The amazing thing is that he’s not even 50 yet and I feel like he’s been around for 30 years.   Even more amazing is that he’s still getting roles.  Honestly it’s because he’s a good actor but Jesus in terms of real life?  I don’t think this guy will ever get it together, ever.

    Gary Busey


    Does this picture say enough for ya? I would say it does.

    Bonus – Verne Troyer


    Mini me is one messed up dude.

     
     
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