9 Cosplay Girls, and My Failed Pick Up Lines To Sleep With Them
February 24, 2010 at 6:04 am by Christopher Brown - Leave a Comment
Hot Cosplay Girls are like the holy grail of nerdom. They’re into comics, video games and anime. AND you WANT to sleep with them. I recently had the opportunity to try my hand at picking up 9 of the hottest cosplay girls I’ve ever seen. I failed miserably. Here, have a look at what I said, and maybe you can tell me why I didn’t have any success…
CAMMY – STREET FIGHTER
- I’ll be Guile and do a sonic boom… in your vagina.
– You’ll be calling my penis “Fei Long”.
– I’d Hundred Hand Slap that ass.
– I’d love to Hadoken you… with my wang.
TIFA – FINAL FANTASY VII
– I bet you’re happy Aeris died.
– Lemme show you my Buster Sword.
– I’ve got an Ultimate Weapon to show you… in my pants.
– You ever notice how much Materia resembles clean shaven balls? I’ll show you!
MAI SHIRANUI – KING OF FIGHTERS
- Wanna bounce?
– Ninjas don’t wear that… they wear less. Honest…
– So… what other weapons are you hiding in there?
– You could crush me with those legs, couldn’t you? That’s scary. And hot.
BARONESS – G.I. JOE
– I’d love to show you my chromedome…
– How about you let me destro that azzzzz?!
- Wanna see my metal head?
– I’ll be your Destro-berry.
FELICIA – DARKSTALKERS
- *stroking her furry parts* Purrrr, kitty, purrrrr…
– I don’t normally go for chicks with hairy parts, but for you I’ll make an exception.
– I’ve got a ball you can pounce on… two, actually.
– Would you like some catnip? And by catnip I mean ecstasy.
HOT COSPLAY GIRL – NO IDEA WHO SHE IS??
– I don’t have the slightest idea who you are supposed to be… but I like what you’ve done there.
– So… have you come here before? Would you like to come now?
– You’re not bald under that wig, are you? I mean, I’d still hit it, but you know, only one of us should be bald in this.
– Whose your plastic surgeon? I’m looking to get some work done myself.
AEON FLUX – AEON FLUX
– You realize your name is a suggestion… minus the “L”, of course.
– Aeon Flux is very… bendy… are you?
– Personally, I think you make a much better Aeon than Charlize Theron did…
– You don’t have fingers for toes, do you?
LINK – ZELDA
– I’ve heard that once you go “elf”, you never go back.
– I’ve got two pieces of the Triforce. I need your “piece” to be complete…
– So…The Legend of Zelda was a lesbian fantasy, huh?
– Wait, what do you mean Link’s a dude? OH GOD NO! Hold me…
SLAVE LEIA – RETURN OF THE JEDI
– I’m tired of doing a “Hand Solo”…
– If I dress up as Jabba, can I get a lick?
– *waves hand* This IS the penis you’re looking for.
– This has been my masturbatory fantasy for a decade. Just stand there for another… minute… auughghhhhhhhh! Thanks.
