Five Hilarious Celebrity Affairs
February 2, 2010 at 3:01 pm by jrharper - Leave a Comment
Because normal affairs just don’t “pop” like those of our favorite deluded celebrities, here’s five celeb affairs from the last twenty years that stick out for being especially funny:
#5 Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty
What happened? Balthazar Getty cheated on the mother of his four children highly overrated British actress Miller. Who’s Balthazar Getty, you might ask. Well, you might recognize him from his work in Young Guns II, or, more likely, as a member of The Getty family that built this thing.
Why’s it so funny? The affair was leaked when pictures of Getty kissing a topless Miller were made public. And there’s really no way to explain that one.
#4 Hugh Grant and Divine Brown
What happened? Grant was caught in his car with prostitute Divine Brown, who he had picked up on Sunset Boulevard. Problem was, he had been with British bombshell Elizabeth Hurley for eight years.
Why so funny? Grant wouldn’t pay the extra 40 bucks for a room after haggling for a 60 dollar blowjob. Asked about the actor’s penis, Brown gave it a 6 out of 10, saying “I’ve seen bigger, and I’ve seen smaller. But his was cute.”
#3 Woody Allen and Soon-Yi Previn
Don't freak; their affair didn't start till she was legal... but still, ugh.
What happened? Woody Allen’s partner Mia Farrow found erotic pictures of her adopted daughter in Allen’s apartment. Allen had known Previn since she was a child, and it was revealed they were carrying on an affair, though they deny anything happened before she was 18.
Why so funny? Allen and Previn, despite the incredibly, incredibly weird circumstances surrounding their pairing, are still together thirteen years later.
#2 Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky
What happened? Our President got a blowjob from an intern in the Oval Office. I know we already know that, but I still take immense pleasure in the fact that oral sex is an important part of our national history.
Why so funny? Where to start? The way the affair was revealed? The blue Gap dress? Well, our favorite thing about the whole deal is probably the thing with the cigar.
#1 Tiger Woods and A Crap Ton of Girls
What happened? The perfect athlete was found to have had affairs with many, many, many, many, many women. Turns out, a lot of them kind of looked alike, which I certainly don’t understand.
Why so funny? The dude, on cue, is going into therapy for sex addiction. Not to mention that Woods just confirmed our cynical suspicions that every squeaky clean celebrity has some serious skeletons in that closet.
