Totally Hardcore Sports Gadgets
December 17, 2009 at 9:00 am by jrharper - Leave a Comment
The holiday season is upon us, which means it’s time to trot out the most outlandish advances in gadgetry for you to covet. For this post, we’ve decided to focus on those limited to the sports world. As the sports aficionado should know, the medicine ball just don’t cut it anymore. Not extreme enough!
Sorry. Sports gadgets just get us so pumped up. Especially these bad boys. Wait? They’re here? What are they?
Oh god, they’re beautiful! HOLY BEJEEZUS!
LOOK! THERE THEY ARE!
OHMIGAWD! A REMOTE-CONTROLLED CADDY!
THE FUTURE IS TODAY HOSS, AND TODAY, WE MAKE ROBOTS CARRY OUR CLUBS AND DRINKS ON THE GOLF COURSE!
OH, AND WHAT ARE THESE? $400 DOLLAR SUNGLASSES -SLASH – MP3 PLAYERS, THAT’S WHAT! WEAR THESE AT THE SAME TIME AS YOUR BLUETOOTH AND PRETEND YOU’RE A YUPPIE CYBORG! IT’S EXTREEEEEEEEEME!
Hey, we didn't say they'd look cool.
AND LOOK AT THESE FREAKING THINGS! THEY”RE CALLED POWERIZERS, AND THEY MAKE YOU JUMP HIGH AS SH*T! JUST LOOK AT THAT DUDE! HE’S LOVING LIFE! DIDN’T YOU WISH YOU WERE TO, BRAH?
This dude loves his "Powerizer" jumping apparatus. Look how stoked he is! STOKED!
AND OHHHH JESUS, WHAT’S THIS???!?? A PAINTBALL TURRET??!!? MOUNT IT ON YOUR CAR, CHIEF, AND SHOW THOSE JUNIOR HIGH KIDS WHO’S BOSS!!!!!
Relive Vietnam with this bad boy. And win this time!
OH MAN! I’M SOOOO PUMPED. SPORTS GADGETS ROCK ME SO HARD I HAVE TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS. I DON’T KNOW IF THINGS CAN GET MORE EXTREME.
WAIT.
HOLD UP. YOU’RE SCREWING WITH ME , RIGHT?
A PUTTING LASER? A LASER ON MY PUTTER? LIKE I’M THE TERMINATOR WITH A GOLF CLUB INSTEAD OF A GUN? BAAAD-ASSS! ARRRRG!
You must wear short black socks when you use this, or it won't work.
OKAY. OKAY. I’M SUFFICIENTLY PUMPED NOW.
Woo. Sorry.
