Top 10 Curvy Women in Hollywood

There’s a disturbing trend in pop-culture today. It seems everywhere you look, the women being featured in TV and film are petite, 5′4, super skinny, model-esque looking girls, (technically women, I guess), who are being passed off as the only game in town, when in reality, curves are coming back in a big way. As a salute to these bodaciously curvy fems, here’s a list of the top 10 curvy women in Hollywood.

1. Christina Hendricks

Nobody says redhead like this curvy temptress from the hit TV show, “Mad Men.” She makes Jessica Rabbit look as appealing as Roger.

2. Jennifer Lopez

This fiery latina has been turning heads with her magnificent behind for almost 20 years. From flashing that thang as a dancer on “In Living Color” to strutting her stuff in the movie “Selena,” J-lo made it okay to have junk in the trunk.

3. Beyonce

That’s right. The ultimate hip-hop princess in all her “put a ring on it” glory. It’s easy to see why Jay-Z gives her bling every chance he gets, and why we watch her every chance we get “on our video-phones!”

4. Keeley Hazell

Only one word describes this busty bombshell: Wow! Originally from Great Britain, she may not be an actress, but having been a Maxim cover girl and the fantasy of many fan-boys around the world, she’s a no-brainer for this list.

5. Vida Guerra

This sultry Cuban goddess easily makes our list thanks to her shapely bottom, swingin’ hips and overall gorgeous physique (drools).

6. Kim Kardashian

It makes it much easier to keep up with this Kardashian thanks to that perfectly curvy body and posh attitude that drives all men wild.

7. Pamela Anderson

“Baywatch,” “Home Improvement,” and even that lame comic book movie, “Barbed Wire,” were oh-so-much better thanks to this bodacious blonde who made every guy on earth want to fake drowning at the beach.

8. America Ferrera

Although she’s lost a lot of weight since her debut, this “Ugly Betty” star still makes our list for that cute smile, curvy waistline and patriotic name. Yes, America, real women do have curves.

9. Scarlett Johansson

Sure, it may seem wrong for the older generation to find a former child star attractive, but thankfully, most of you reading this post are either the same age or younger than this acting beauty. Ryan Reynolds is a lucky man.

10. Jessica Simpson

Okay, so she isn’t the brightest light on the runway, but she definitely makes heads turn every time she walks down a street. Despite what the tabloids say about your weight gain, Jessica, we still love you.