Six Things You Can Learn From Vampires To Pick Up Chicks

The vampire craze doesn’t seem to be dying down any time soon, and it’s all because vampire shows are porn for girls. They are deep, emotional, attractive and mysterious, and girls can’t get enough. So how can you cop vampires’ style for your own gain?

Be Ripped Without Ever Going to the Gym

This is a tricky one because vampires are born with a natural eight-pack and never have to work out. From all these damn vampire movies, girls get the impression that you can be in equally good shape without turning into the weightlifting moron. So how can you get your vampire abs while still being around to act deep and mysterious? Simple, workout as soon as you wake up and right before you go to sleep can make a huge difference. Invest in a workout mat, or you can also fold over some towels and use that. As soon as you wake up, lie on your back and do 100 crunches. Flip over and do fifty push ups. If you have a pull up bar, tack on twenty of those. Doing this as soon as you get up and right before you go to sleep will make a big difference in a short amount of time.

Act Mysterious

The allure of the vampire is that they seem like they have a lot of stuff going on, when we really know that they’re empty-minded. Girls love this, because it makes them think that they’re turning their boyfriend into a deep and emotional person. Vampires have this at their natural core, to act like they have a tremendous amount of problems that they want to change. In other words, vampires are dramatic. You never see a vampire that gets up when it wants and lays around all day just for the hell of it. Go and volunteer somewhere in your free time. It will give you something to care about and will make you seem important.

They look like they want to talk all night.

Go Out at Night

Come off as a fun guy. Make her seem like she’s doing something exciting, important and interesting. Take her to a nice restaurant, a cool show, a hip art gallery, an indie movie, whatever it is that’s cool, fun and unique. Go out for a night on the town.

Be a Good Listener

Granted vampires are only doing it because they want to lure the girl in without having them figure out that they’re vampires, but are you trying to do something much different? It’s pretty simple, you ask a lot of questions, you act like you are very invested in whatever they have to be talking about, and you nod and agree and make smart and funny comments. You look like a funny, trustworthy guy.

Be Aggressive When the Time Is Right

A vampire never asks if it would be OK if he kissed a girl. When a vampire makes a decision, he sticks with it. This doesn’t mean that you wait until she is drunk enough, then you go in for the kiss. It means do the right amount of setup and build up. Make her desperate and questioning whether you are going to kiss her. Tease her a little, get close, then say something like, “You smell nice,” (but not in too creepy of a way). Then when the time is right, make your move.

And that's how you'll snag Anna Paquin

Go For the Neck

This might seem obvious, but it will be your most useful tool once you get to the makeout session. The key to getting a girl as crazy as possible when kissing her is to get away from the mouth as soon as possible. Lightly kiss her neck – no hickies or teeth marks now – lightly kiss from her chin along her neck and behind her ear gently and softly, and she’ll be all yours.

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