Hot Chicks Married To Ugly Dudes

They say there’s a kernel of truth at the heart of every fairy tale, and when Lyle Lovett snagged Julia Roberts, he lived out his very own true life version of Beauty and The Beast. Turns out the “happily ever after” part of the story was the fiction he should have been watching out for though. The marriage was over as soon as the Princess got a closer look at the Frog.

For some mystifying reason we can never figure out, some Hot Chicks go crazy for Ugly Dudes. Is it the kind heart? The unconditional love? The penetrating intellect?

Who are we kidding? Being filthy rich or famous makes any man instantly cute. Still, we’d like to believe there is a kernel of truth to this particular fairy tale. Otherwise, we don’t stand a chance. Here are some of the Ugly Dudes who made it, even if for only a little while.

Salman Rushdie and Padma Lakshmi

Let’s see. Pulitzer Prize. Islamic Death Threats. 50 million bucks. It’s like marrying Ghandi! Oh. It was.  At least this Beauty waited until she’d launched her own product lines before she bolted from this Beast.

Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman

When a Beauty is kept under wraps from the time she’s just old enough to be a Mouseketeer, some Beasts look better than others. It helps if they have a big ear for music. Make that two. And a honker doesn’t hurt…

Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Jerry Ferrara

Too many dream sequences on The Sopranos must have spoiled this Beauty’s eyesight. But this lottery winning Beast didn’t last very long once JLS woke up. The marriage ended right in the middle of a…

Donald Trump and Too Many to Count…

For some Beasts, hanging on to a Beauty takes some getting used to. By the time it’s trip number 3 down the aisle, it gets to be a whole lot easier if you set them up with a college scholarship first. Next time, The Donald may want to look for one of the hairdressers though. One who specializes in the 3 foot comb-over… from the front.

Hef

Screw the tuition. And the proposal. Take a few pictures first and invite a Beauty over for dinner in the Grotto. Or two. Either way, the next trick for this Beast is getting them to check out before he does.

Christie Brinkley and Billy Joel

This one’s a mystery, but they always say that women love men who are musicians. And having a ton of #1 hit singles under his belt doesn’t exactly hurt either… or that fact that his songs are the #1 most requested at Piano bars. Score for him!