Top 10 Pickup Lines From Historical Figures

Ever wonder what Socrates would say to pick up chicks? Beethoven? Thomas Edison? Well, Conor McKeon of Collegehumor has uncovered the lost ancient techniques used by these famous historical figures:

How would Gandhi put the moves on to a lovely Indian maiden he spotted in a bazaar?

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Or how would Christopher Columbus woo nuns over to his side… of the bed?

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For the rest of the TOP TEN, click here and go to collegehumor.com!

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Billy grew up outside New York City and attended the University of Virginia, where he majored in Music and English. Since then, he's worked as a script reader, film editor, film crew member, and as a writer for several websites, including Examiner.com and environmental website The Mother Nature Network. Billy is also a filmmaker and a screenwriter. His short film "Superglue" was on the film festival circuit last year and received distribution through Ouat! media. He likes to play golf and fantasy baseball, at which he won three hundred dollars last year. He thinks "The Prestige" is the most underrated movie of the decade, has seen the entire Sopranos series three times, and loves dogs.
 
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