Idiot Drives 1.6 Million Dollar Veyron into Lake

If you had spent a ton of money, 1.6 million dollars to be exact on a Bugatti Veyron, then you would probably make it a priority to be extremely careful driving it. Am I right? Some idiot in Texas was driving around looking at real estate when he was distracted by a pelican, yes you heard right, a freakin’ pelican, and drove his $1.6 million dollar Veyron right into a lake. Must have been one hell of a pelican. Maybe it had a hot naked girl flying on its back -- who knows. But what we do know is that he was distracted, and jerked the wheel, dropping his cell phone and drove the car right into the lagoon.

Man, I bet he stopped looking at real estate stat. There goes the down payment…. going towards another ridiculously expensive car? Or maybe he opted for a Hyundai this time around.

I don’t feel bad for people like this. Bad drivers should not be allowed to drive cars that cost more than the average person’s home. But then again, in Galveston, TX, that’s more than 99% of the homes, maybe even 100%!

Here’s a video of this poor car submerged in the lagoon. Do you think his insurance is going to pay for this? Eek!

Thanks to Just a Guy Thing for this one!