7 Ways to Tell That Your Girlfriend is CRAZY!

First off, let me start by saying that I am in no way part of this crazy-lady category, but I do admit, that there are some women out there who are absolutely bezerk. I know, I have friends like this and man, sometimes I just don’t understand how they can keep a boyfriend. Oh wait, they’re single. But in any case, if you are dating who you think is the perfect girl, then months down the road she turns into a psycho, let me just say: You should have heeded these warning signs. That’s why I’m going to put this list out there for you. Because as much as I love my girls, I also look out for my guys.

1. She moves fast

She insists that you meet her friends after your first date because they’re just dying to meet the new man in her life. By the third date she’s introducing you as her kinda-boyfriend, and by the time the fifth date rolls around she’s referring to your parents as her in-laws. She’ll deny it if you ask, but she’s on the hunt for a husband. Lose her now before she pulls the classic “I accidentally got pregnant because I accidentally poked holes in your condom and accidentally threw out my pill. LOL.”

2. She loves protests

It doesn’t matter what people are protesting against or how much blood they make her throw on people wearing fur – she’s just happy to be part of a crowd. That’s because crazy people like being around other crazy people, it’s simple science. Dump her now or risk spending every weekend marching in a save the ticks rally and every night having fights through a bullhorn.

3. She won’t invite you over

She refuses to take you to her home no matter how hard you hint that you want to see it. In fact, she won’t even tell you her address or the general direction of her house. Leave her ASAP or you’re asking to be questioned by police one day if you have any idea whose body parts are being stored in her fridge.

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