Why is it that Celebrities feel the need to have to name their babies something so uncommon and horrible? Would you like to be named Influenze? Rumour? Apple? NO! So why make your baby go through the same? Oh, I know.. maybe because they are so rich and famous that they know their kids will be treated like royalty so they name them something so unGodly to offset the attention they’ll get?

Who knows! In any case, Manolith came up with 20 hilarious baby names that we can only hope future celebs will name their poor children. Here they are:

1. Dog Taco

2. Lil’ Splendid

3. Tard Legwork

4. Kevin Spacey’s Offspring

5. Kevin Spacey’s Offspring II

6. Chubbo-Claus

7. Jack Lemmon’s Ghost

8. Uuuuurp!

9. Considerate

10. Challenge Hammer

Check out Manolith for the rest…