The Best International Pick Up Lines

It seems the world is becoming smaller and smaller. With social networking sites like Facebook having over 300 million users, it is becoming much easier to stalk talk to girls from other countries online. Well we’re hoping that at least some of you aren’t complete creeps and have the desire and will to actually cross the seas to expand your horizons and open your minds to other cultures.

That means getting off of your computer, taking to the road and flying to other countries. What’s the best part of other cultures you might ask? Well, the GIRLS of course! But what about the language barrier? Or the cultural differences? How do you break the ice with international babes? Here’s a list of the Top 10 Best International Pick Up Lines that are sure to create some warmly welcomed detente all around the globe. And to help you practice, we’ve included a pic of that country’s Miss Universe contestant. Hey, for a shot at the title, you gotta go up against the best.

Editor’s note: This is assuming they can speak English. If not, well I guess you’ll have to try your luck on Google Translate.

10. Ireland

How’d you like to put the Irish Spring back into me Shillelagh?

9. Saudi Arabia

Do you like my raisins? No? How about a date?

8. Japan

Do you know karate? ‘Cause you’re body is kickin’ my ass!

7. Afghanistan

Is your Dad a terrorist? Because you are Da Bomb!

6. France

I’m writing a classic novel. Can you help me with the climax?

5. Holland

What’s better than roses on my piano? Your tulips on my organ!

4. Italy

I’ve got a boat so big that from space you can’t tell which is the boat and which is Sardinia.

3. Sweden

Congratulations! You just won my Nobel “Piece” Prize!

2. USA

I’ve just moved you to the top of my ‘To Do’ list

1. Israel

You Had Me At Shalom

There you have it guys. Go on out there and give her our best!