Box Office Opening Babes (BOOB) Watch 11/13/2009

The chill in the air means one thing… asses in the hot seats at theaters all over the country. Hollywood loves a captive audience and ‘Tis the season, so for the next 2 months or so we can expect some big bombs dropping weekly.

Of course, that means there’s a chance for some heavy BOOB action and the opening salvo doesn’t disappoint. We’re finally getting to those warm cozies when there’s simply too much cleavage to cover with anything other than a string bikini. But we do soldier on.

So here are the best bets for this week’s EgoTV BOOB Watch — our picks for Box Office Opening Babes.

Women In Trouble:  To prove we’re not dreaming, Hollywood starts us off with not one, but EIGHT boob baring beauties dealing with the everyday problems that go along with being smoking hot. You know, Johns who want more from their hookers and husbands who want less from their wives. This movie deals honestly with what gorgeous women have to put up in the search for happiness. Luckily, we love to watch. Look for Carla Gugino, Adrianne Palicki, Marley Shelton, Cameron Richardson and Emmanuelle Chriqui to start off the season with a bang.

Love Hurts: What would any season be without the feel-good Chick Flick? Looks like this is one for the Guys. Some perennial favorites still warm the loins with hangin’-in-there hotties like Carrie-Anne Moss and an unusually frisky Jenna Elfman, plus up-and-coming boob babe Yvonne Zima. Love may hurt, but squirming in your seat for 2 hours rearranging the Christmas package is no bargain either. We’ll survive.

2012: What a week! Independent, brutally honest ensemble pieces, gooey Chick Flicks and even a Holiday Blockbuster! Too bad we’ve seen this one before. How many times can the Statue of Liberty have her head blown off? Still, the one thing about the end of the world? It’s a very convincing argument for some normally unthinkable sex with a doomed hottie. John Cusack plays it for all it’s worth and he’s still got enough juice to pull the wool sweater over Beatrice Rosen’s gullible head. Hey, we all need an exit strategy. Especially if it’s final.

That’s all for this week. Tune in next time for our EgoTV’s Boob Watch when we round up the weekly offering of Box Office Opening Babes. In the meantime… say thanks for the mammaries!