Natural Viagra: Top 10 Foods To Rev Up Your Sex Drive

Thank God for reruns. How else would I have found out that eating Mango is like getting a B12 shot if George Costanza hadn’t told me so in the episode where he can’t get it up for Karen? As it turns out, mangoes aren’t the only natural food that can save you thousands in Viagra bills.

Here’s a Top 10 list of other organics that will help you out if you’re struggling with an Old Wives Tale. Gotta make it quick, though. I’m in a hurry. I think it moved.

Watermelon

Mango is not the only citrulline-based fruit that Kramer could’ve got banned from Joe’s for. Watermelon is also high in the ingredient that makes this family of fruits (including Peaches and Pears… talk about sexy) so delectable and juicy. In fact, they may help with foreplay as well, being so sweet and lickable. Just watch out for the seeds.

Chile Peppers

If you like to swing the other way (we mean from fruity to hot and spicy…), chili peppers have been a libido jumper for thousands of years. It’s all due to the high levels of Capsaicin which increases blood flow and releases endorphins. Just make sure you keep a bottle of Scope handy. Preferably Mango flavored…

Bananas

What’s not to love ladies? There’s Potassium and Vitamin B. And if the Old Man conks out from a Bromelain overdose, they can come in very handy as a stunt double. Of course, we recommend washing all foods thoroughly before consuming them raw…

Garlic

Wait a minute. Garlic? So far we’re talking sexy foods. Fruits and veggies that make you think of sex just by looking at them. But don’t overlook Garlic. High levels of Allicin increase blood flow to the extremities. Just don’t expect him to stay all night. Gotta get home before sunup…

Chocolate

One for the Ladies. Aside from the delicious, sensual feel and taste of a rich chocolate on the tongue, high Magnesium levels do wonders for the heart. It looks like Hershey’s and Hallmark were really on to something all these years. And we thought it was all a scam for Mother’s Day.

Ginseng

The Chinese wouldn’t be around for 10,000 years if they hadn’t learned a thing or two about sexy foods. And let’s face it, 2 billion strong and growing makes for a pretty persuasive argument. Don’t try it whole though. Teabagging is the way to go on this one.

Cardamom

If we’re talking ancient tradition, India is no slouch either. This little known spice enjoys a reputation as robust as Ginseng in the home country. And the delicious, sensuous taste puts everybody in the mood. High levels of Cineole helps pump up blood flow, meaning you’ll never have to say you’re Sari.

Ginkgo Biloba

Science still doesn’t quite understand what makes this food work. It has something to do with improving brain function though. As the old saying goes, “A woman’s orgasm starts in her mind.” So THAT’S what I’m doing wrong. Maybe I can take a break from back rubs for a while…

Salmon

Wait. Now I know I love the smell… but I didn’t know the nose was a sexual organ too. Apparently, fatty acids help to raise Seratonin levels which improve the mood and help us to relax. Makes sense. It wouldn’t be the first time we’ve had to swim upstream to spawn.

Hemp

Boy, the Marijuana lobby will go to any lengths to get this stuff legalized. Good for everything from rope to paper, Hemp is on the rise as a natural aphrodisiac. But you’re preaching to the Choir, Reverend.

Light me up!