How To Open A Bottle Of Wine With Your Shoe

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You’ve been there before. You’re drunk, but not nearly drunk enough. You’ve been thrown out of the club you were in because of disorderly conduct, and you tried to bring your own bottle of wine in. Happens every time. But now you have no cork-screw, and you’re out on the cold street!  Blast!

Fear not, for this drunken savant leads us to wine-drinking enlightenment:

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Billy grew up outside New York City and attended the University of Virginia, where he majored in Music and English. Since then, he's worked as a script reader, film editor, film crew member, and as a writer for several websites, including Examiner.com and environmental website The Mother Nature Network. Billy is also a filmmaker and a screenwriter. His short film "Superglue" was on the film festival circuit last year and received distribution through Ouat! media. He likes to play golf and fantasy baseball, at which he won three hundred dollars last year. He thinks "The Prestige" is the most underrated movie of the decade, has seen the entire Sopranos series three times, and loves dogs.
 
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