COCKTAIL OF THE WEEK: “The Panty-Dropper”
We’re going to start off with a very simple drink where you can order at any bar hopefully helping you get laid. Let’s face it guys, what you order at the bar tells a lot about you to the opposite sex. I love beer just as much as the next guy but when you’re out at a classy place with the intentions of picking up a girl, your drink order is very important. It says a lot about you. Ordering a beer tells the girl at the other end of the bar that you’re just like every other guy out there. She’s looking for a confident man, not a guy who still drinks the cheap beer he drank when he was in college. The days of buying cheap keg beer are over. This week it’s a simple change to one of the most popular drinks out there, the Red Bull/Vodka.
Everybody loves some Red Bull and Vodka, but it’s gotten kind of old so what we’ve done is give it a splash of cran and give it a controversial name. The name is the key because it’s a talking point guys, it will allow some conversation to start when you order it.
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1 Part Vodka
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1 Part Red Bull
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Splash of Cranberry Juice
Now when you live somewhere like LA or NYC these drinks will probably cost at least double of a beer but it’s worth it. Your vodka selection is just important as the Red Bull. You wouldn’t ask the bartender for a cheap energy drink from the local 7-Eleven so why would go ask for a cheap vodka? Step it up a notch and the typical day-after hangover will be a thing of the past (assuming you don’t drink yourself into oblivion). I would recommend either Kettle One or Grey Goose. There are plenty of quality vodkas available now so stay clear of whatever the house has on ’special’ and she will definitely notice.










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