Mega Shark V Giant Octupus

Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus stars; “DEBRA” Gibon, Lorenzo Lamas, and about 68 other actors I feel sorry for to have this credit on their IMDB page. Right off the bat this movie sucks monkey balls with Debra Gibson, formerly known as “Debbie” Gibson. You all remember her right?

I guess when you grow up and you want to act in bad movies you have to change your name to “Debra” to sound more adult. It still can’t change the fact that you have zero talent. Ohhh…I think that was a little harsh? Sorry, I’ll give her credit for getting in front of the camera and giving it a go…just take a class or something next time Debra.

So now that we know that the acting is terrible and the CGI looks like it was done with crayon. Why did I enjoy it so much? Well, I’ll tell you…It was so bad that it actually turned into being on of the funniest movies I’ve ever seen. Some of the most ridiculous things happened in this movie…it just had to be funny. For example, and I can’t even write this without laughing my ass off, a shark flew out the ocean and attacked a commercial aircraft! You think I’m joking…

If you think it can’t get anymore ridiculous…shame on you…the shark also takes out the Golden Gate Bridge. Of course it does…anything less would be ridiculous!

All this movie needed was Samuel Jackson and it would have made this movie a perfect mess. Look how much fun we all had with Snakes On a Plane!!

Sam Jackson will do anything if you give him a few million. As for the millions that it cost to make Mega Shark V Giant Octopus…they can never make that money back. But I recommend renting the movie if you want to a have a good laugh and have 2 hours to waste…I did. I found some of the greatest hits for you on YouTube. Here’s a few of my favorites for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy!