Box Office Opening Babes (BOOB) Watch 11/06/2009

The Deep Freeze has begun. That’s the time frame between Fall / Winter Holiday weekends where movie makers scramble to get as much screen time for films they’ve got great hopes for since they perfectly fit the season. Then there are these 3.

Why drop Horror movies AFTER Halloween? Why extend the shelf life of a dusty TV remake? And a movie about psychic goat killers? At least we know that no matter what, Hollywood will drop some first class boobage into even the silliest piece of crap any giant bloated ego can throw millions of bucks at. Thank God for that!

So here are the best bets for this week’s EgoTV BOOB Watch — our picks for Box Office Opening Babes.

The Box: Not satisfied with a crummy Twilight Zone entry (and not the cool Twilight Zone) this movie has been floating around Hollywood for years, just waiting for a washed up Broadway star and an aging Ingenue to give it a boost.  Luckily, Cameron Diaz still looks delicious in a bikini and Gillian Jacobs is just starting to pose for the sexy IMDB shots. Still, we’ll be thinking outside this box.

The Fourth Kind: Any movie that shows the best FX in the trailer has given up before it hits the screen. Unless those FX look like ghosts having a really mind-blowing orgasm before they pass over to the other side. Or Alien sex. Whatever. At least we get to see Milla Jovovich practice her “I’m determined to get to the bottom of this” look and Tyne Rafaeli takes a non-speaking role to show off her bod. Cool. We don’t need funny accents to make things even more illegal alien-y anyway. Just a great rack of lambs. Which brings us to…

Men Who Stare At Goats: Finally. George Clooney is tired looking and not cute anymore. Does he slip into the Jimmy Stewart folksy Western stage of his career? Noooo… he makes a movie about guys who can kill goats just by thinking about them. The cast list for this mess includes just ONE woman! Fortunately, out of the whole world, that one Box Office Opening Babe is Vietnamese Beauty Queen Minh Tu Van. Unfortunately, there’s way too much staring at goats and not enough staring at her. Maybe we can join the Army and learn how to stare at over the hill movie stars until they keel over. Oh wait. We already do.

That’s all for this week. Tune in next time for our EgoTV Boob Watch when we round up the weekly offering of Box Office Opening Babes. In the meantime… say thanks for the mammaries!