Taylor Swift Afraid Kanye West Will Blow Her SNL Gig?

According to Anything Hollywood Country Music Superstar Taylor Swift is shaking in her cowgirl boots about her upcoming hosting appearance on this weekend’s Saturday Night Live. Apparently she’s worried that her acceptance speech stalker Kayne West will show up unexpectedly and grab the microphone away to babble on about Beyonce.

Is it possible?

We all know SNL loves a juicy controversy. Even if Kanye obeys the order of protection and stays at least 3 floors away from Swift, Kenan Thompson (hey, he’s the only choice…) can be counted on to put on some KW makeup and start up some deliciously funny trash talking from the audience during the monologue. In the hopes that SNL writers are reading this and want to fill some vacancies, here are some likely scenarios:

Kanye formally apologizes: Although he’s done so in media interviews and appearances he’s never actually been face to face. It would probably go something like this. “Yo Taylor, I just wanna say I’m really sorry about interpreting your award. It was wrong of me. I’m a let you finish, but if Beyonce hadn’t had one of the best videos of all time, none of this would’ve happened.”

Kanye takes back his apology: “Yo Telly. First of all, the Cristal in the Green Room is da bomb! And I should never have apologized to you at the DMV awards. Country music sucks and your video was shot on the A train! I had buddies in the hood who got shot on the A train all the time and they never won no awards from the VFW. Next time you should fatten up the booty shots like Beyonce. She had one of the best videos of all time!”

Kanye joins Taylor in a joint statement: Taylor: “First I’d like to thank Kenya West for coming on and clearing up this mess about his interrupting my speech. Second my name is not Telly. Third…” Kanye: “Tilly, hold up! I’m a let you finish but first I wanna say I think you should have some plastic surgery to make you look more like Beyonce. I know a guy who does great work, if you can make it out of the waiting room alive. And for the last time, my name is not Kenya. And oh yeah, Beyonce made one of the best videos of all time.”

You know what? Screw all this. SNL should just have Taylor, Kanye and Beyonce do a new musical version of 2 Chicks and A Dick…

Now THAT would be one of the best videos of all time.